E.L. Ward

E.L. Ward is the celebrated author of one title, including The Chocolate Prophecy. New York Times Bestseller, the Pulitzer Prize, the PEN/Faulkner Award for Fiction, a Tony, Grammy, and Oscar, the Nobel Peace Prize, Best in Show, Blue Ribbon, Student of the Month, and World’s Best Dad are all among the accolades he wouldn’t mind achieving one day. He has had his picture in the newspaper once. Ward lives in Michigan, basically. Prior to his vaunted career as a starving artist, Ward distinguished himself in education, graduating 13th in his class, and receiving cute little awards for Media Production and Industrial Technology at one point. He went on to attain a phony-baloney Bachelor of Art in Communications, Film and Video Concentration, from Grand Valley State University. Their film school actually requires secondary enrollment, so to attain such a degree was way, way harder than it even sounds, which is worth noting. Even after such wuthering heights, there was still nowhere for a man like Ward to go but up. He spent literally hours battling to claim a coveted position in a temp agency, whence he returned to the gilded vocation of box-making. The company begged him to stay on full-time after extending his tenure as a temp far beyond the normal bounds, and he has since ‘excelled’ in that field for more years than he cares to recall. Present day. Ward has sacrificed all the glitz and glamour of the packaging world, heroically denying its many pleasures to seek the humble station of a famous author. Or, at least, he would very much like to do that.