E.M. Lair

E.M. Lair has traveled thousands of miles around their backyard over the past two years. They live in the San Francisco Bay Area with their partner, their cats, and an over-abundance of strawberries and other plants. They have been published under other names in a number of online publications, some of which still survive the great purge of 2008. They sleep little, drink in moderation, and practice daily exercises to increase their "flexibility", when in reality, they just want to be roughly romanced by a flock of Monarch butterflies.