Mr. Hervé L'Dior de Hainaut PhD

Hervé L'Dior De Hainaut (1776-) was born in Los Angeles to escaped aristocrats from the French Revolution, grew up in Soi Cowboy, Bangkok in Thailand, and returned to America in 1993. For thirty years he tried to join the Hell's Kitchen gang of Sharks, operating in New York City. Only later he found out that the gang is fictional. His first book, "Never Again," about his sexual experience with a female goat, was never written and so it has never won the Pulitzer Prize (It could, it really could).