Joffre Swait

Joffre Swait is very tall, pretty dark, and kind of handsome. He lives in the panhandle of Idaho with his wife and five children, where he talks philology and coaches rugby. He makes his living teaching Spanish, Portuguese, and English as a second language. He is more ambivalent about the Norman invasion than Tolkien was. Joffre can be found on social media as Joffre The Giant.