Johnny Williams

I was born next to my mother. I don't remember much. Apparently she screamed, I screamed, doctors were called, and there was blood. But, I digress. I have lived, circling around the New Hope Pa, and the NYC area my whole life. I have always had a knack of making people laugh. I tried stand up, but they told me to sit down. I tried improv, but couldn't remember the lines. So I turned to writing novels. So far, I have put out some works I am proud to call funny. I even have had people contact me stating, "Thanks a lot. You made me laugh out loud in front of perfect strangers. I even snorted. I hate you." Made me feel great. ^_^ I hope you like my novels. Better still, I hope you laugh out loud in front of perfect strangers reading them. It has been my life's ambition to write comedy. Thank you for listening.