Papa G

I am a mysterious man of mystery on a mission to write unboring and slightly weird books for children. I have so far given slow and painful birth to five books-Snotty Crocky, Pedro The Ugliest Dog in the World, FING, The Evil Pond and Pooems. I spend my days smiting sea-monsters and fighting pirates. My evenings are spent with my family. My favourite vegetable is chocolate. I can be reached by delighted children* and disgruntled parents alike at heypapa.g@gmail.com *Ask parent or guardian permission first.