Selraybob

After a childhood on the Mississippi—fishing, camping and drinking, like all good midwestern boys do—Selraybob became a high school football star. Granted, he was a left tackle, and the term ‘star’ didn’t bring the fame and adoration that was heaped onto the quarterback. But he was good. And that was his peak. Years later, Selraybob found himself on his lounger, doing next to nothing, with no ambition and less desire. Until, while his wife was giving him her final goodbye speech, Selraybob noticed that their two clocks were off by seven minutes. For some, this would trigger the need to make them match. For Selraybob, this simple difference changed his life. The theory of time became stuck in his craw, gnawing at him, pricking at him and nudging him off his worn-in lounger. In his witty, self-effacing memoir "The Unlounging: From a Belly Full of Beer to a Craw Full of Time" he shares his journey out of his beer drinking, big-bellied funk and into the world of books, productivity, and conspiracies.