The author, Thomas Knight, once ran with the bulls in Pamplona (for a minute until tripping on his own feet). He stood at the base of Kilimanjaro, enjoying the view--not to actually climb it (that's crazy!). He once banked a game-winning shot in front of a dozen disinterested parents in a forgettable high school basketball game. He is adored by women worldwide...oops, meant to say ignored by women worldwide. He is admired by friends (or a friend, to be accurate) and feared by enemies (mostly tiny animals). He lives an extravagantly mundane existence in Reno, Nevada. He is the most uninteresting man in the world...likely because he doesn't drink Dos Equis.
