Tom Reynolds

"There are many great humour writers alive now. If essays in particular and a savage outlook are your thing, here’s the best. Read the collected Merrill Markoe, Jon Ronson, Mark Steel, Cintra Wilson, Dave Barry, Craig Brown, John Crace, Tim Dowling, Guy Browning, Patricia Marx, Will Ferguson, Bill Bryson, TOM REYNOLDS, Paul Rudnick, Ian Frazier, John O’Farrell, Armando Iannucci and Nicholas Lezard....Tom Reynolds’ I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE is a painful analysis of the American pop ballad, a comedy classic." - Toronto Star columnist Heather Mallick in THE GUARDIAN, June 25, 2013 ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: "Ten Things We Love This Week" 3. I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE, by Tom Reynolds "This roundup of 52 of the most maudlin songs ever penned, from Manilow to Metallica, will move you to tears of despair — or shrieks of helpless laughter." DANNY HUTTON, co-founder-THREE DOG NIGHT: "A cunning, devastating autopsy . . . I found myself strangely attracted." SEB HUNTER, author, HELL BENT FOR LEATHER and ROCK ME, AMADEUS: "Here is incontrovertible proof that pop stars are all healthy, well-adjusted individuals. I laughed and self-harmed in equal measure." PLAYBOY: "There must be a section of Tom Reynolds's record collection that wards off disc jockeys like a cross repels vampires. The writer/TV producer's steep descent into depressing pop music, I Hate Myself and Want to Die is a humorous song-by-song analysis of the most egregious examples of audio torture. Its title may sound like a hackneyed VH1 special, but Reynolds steps above pointless banter by demonstrating some serious scholarship." ANNE STEPHENSON, THE REPUBLIC: "To write a book like this, you need a working knowledge of music recorded over the past 70 years and an astute and merciless sense of humor. Tom Reynolds is our man.". ROB LESTER, EDGE MAGAZINE: "What makes this book so worthwhile and more than just cathartic (oh, it is that!) is the humor. Reynolds’ language is colorful and clever and his greatest skills are sarcasm and funny, funny exaggeration for effect... Smug? Absolutely. But it’s mostly a hoot." PUCKNATION: "I Hate Myself and Want to Die is one of the most brilliant looks at music and popular culture I've read in a long time. This collection of essays rips through music with ludicrous comments, humor and sarcasm. Reynolds’ knack for timing and wit allows him to tear seemlessly through these songs, with great results....An instant classic and perfect bathroom reading." PUBLISHER'S WEEKLY: "Thoughtful and vivid. . . . This should start many debates among pop music die-hards." NEW MUSIC EXPRESS (NME): "Full of premium trivia and pinpoint pomposity pricking, Reynolds has made comedy gold from the full base metal of misery." WHAT'S ON IN LONDON: "A sustained and superbly observed insight into some of rock music's most memorable follies, it is an absolute must-read. Brilliant." UNCUT Magazine: "Tom Reynolds, an American TV producer who manages to combine the wit of Dave Barry with the musical tastes of a bath towel, takes a simple concept and pulls great big inappropriate belly laughs from it....Genius." ROCKNWORLD: "Don'tcha just love discovering a book that is too funny to be read in public, that makes eating or drinking while reading it a sure way to choke & die? What makes the subject matter of this book even better is its importance & truth.....His treatments of Evanescence's entry on the list & Metallica are so funny that I wish I could quote the entire chapters here." UNDER THE RADAR: "Reynold's casual, comedic prose suits the subject well, conjuring up more than a few laugh-out-loud moments." FEATURED ARTICLES/REVIEWS Esquire; Newsday; Rolling Stone (Germany); New Music Express; Macleans (Canada); Los Angeles Times; Boston Herald; Austin Chronicle; Minneapolis Star Tribune; Arizona Republic; BBC News, RTE 1, Guardian UK, The Independent, Vogue, Sunday Mail (AU). Under the Radar Magazine; Paperclips; Southwest Airlines Spirit Magazine; Zink Magazine; American Songwriter Magazine; Right On! Magazine; Metal Edge. INTERVIEWS ABC-TV/ABC News Now; CNN; BBC radio; NPR; AIR AMERICA/Marc Maron Show; WGN (Chicago)/Steve Cochran Show; ABC Western Australia; Radio Darwin; Triple M; Vega Fm; WFTL (Ft. Lauderdale); WJNA (Ft. Lauderdale); KFNC-FM (Houston); KLBJ-FM (Austin); WHEB (Portsmouth, NH); WNOR (Virginia Beach); KWHL (Anchorage); WHRL (Schenectady, NY); WPYX (Schenectady, NY); WTIC NewsTalk 1080 (CBS-Hartford); WQBW (Greenfield, WI); Hot Wax Daily (National); KLUV (Dallas); KBQI (Albuquerque); WBAL (Baltimore); KPUR-FM (Amarillo, TX); WAFL-FM (Milford, DE); WPLR (CT, Western Mass, Long Island)/Chaz and AJ in the Morning; WOCM (MD, VA, DE, NJ)/Bulldog and The Rude Awakening; WBWZ (Poughkeepsie); WBBB 96 Rock (Raleigh); KTEG (Albuquerque); KDKA (Pittsburgh); KHYT (Tucson); KIBZ (Lincoln, NE); WLVQ (Columbus); WAJI (Ft. Wayne, IN); WEDG (Buffalo); WNCL (Milford, DE); WZLX (Boston); RP Broadcasting (Minnesota); WRKI (Brookfield, CT); WASHINGTON POST RADIO; KMOX-FM (syndicated in 40 states)/Mark Reardon Show; SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO; WBAP (Dallas)/Mark Davis Show; WVRV-FM (St. Louis & 30 other mkts)/Steve and DC Morning Show; WKCT-FM (Lexington)/Drive Time; KFOG-FM (San Francisco) Morning Show; WFUV (New York)/City Folk Morning; KIRO-AM (Seattle)/Midday with Dori Monson; KXKC (Lafayette, LA)/Breakfast Flakes; WEBN (Cincinnati); WCKG (Chicago); WJRZ (NJ; WEEKEND AMERICA (syndicated radio) Tom Reynolds is a Communications lecturer at Stephen F. Austin State University in East Texas and a former writer/producer of television documentaries and reality shows where he made his contribution to the current decline of American culture. His production credits include shows and specials for A&E, Dick Wolf Prods., Warner Television, Travel Channel, and E! Entertainment, among others. He is the author of five books and articles for McSweeney's, the Los Angeles Times, Seattle Times, Guardian UK, Broadcast Weekly, WGA, and various Australian publications whose names escape him. He lives with his family in Nacogdoches, Texas, the oldest city in the state as long as you don't ask anybody in the neighboring towns if it's true.