Hey, my publisher asked me to do this Amazon Author Page. So here it is. My name is Patton Oswalt. I do stand-up comedy and sometimes I act in television show and movies. And, since 2009, I've been a published author. I've published two books and, over the years, I'm going to write more. So join this page and watch me age and eventually die. Oh, and buy my books. The money goes to me. After I'm dead, my wife and daughter. We live in an age of wonder.