Brandon Zonyk

Brandon A. Zonyk is a 29-year-old writer, former law enforcement professional, and unapologetic champion of unpopular opinions. With a mind equally captivated by philosophy, mathematics, and science, Brandon enjoys exploring life’s complexities and contradictions—usually with a healthy dose of dark humor. Drawing from his diverse experiences and a knack for seeing the world a little differently, Brandon’s writing combines sharp wit with thought-provoking insights. When he’s not dismantling clichés or challenging conventional wisdom, he’s probably overanalyzing the universe or wondering why everyone else doesn’t find existential dread quite as funny.