Phillip Hanson

Phillip Hanson Phillip Hanson is an economist of minimal achievement who used to be an economics professor at a third-rank university; a mediocre husband, son and brother; and a housedad of legendary skill. He is now an under-appreciated author of titles cluttering the deep-discount bin at Amazon. He enjoys living alone so as not to inflict his attitude problem on others to whom he is not related. His hobbies include endlessly griping about the deficiencies of books, movies, the weather and Congress but doing nothing about any of them. Currently, he is engaged in defeating Napoleon and conquering Planet, and may possibly write about these activities in the future, unless the urge to do so fades or he obtains an actual job. Or a girlfriend. Again, an actual one. His life goal is to become a grumpy old man -- or else a jolly fat man, or both if he can find a way to manage it. Upcoming Phillip Hanson projects include: Phillip Hanson's The troubling theological implications of foreskins -- what was He thinking? Phillip Hanson's the Hoxeyville horror -- Horror done right Phillip Hanson passes gas -- no joke Phillip Hanson on The cursed child Phillip Hanson's Mathilda Phillip Hanson's Eww! Phillip Hanson on Enlightenment now by Steven Pinker Not appearing until Paramount strikes deal with Amazon: Phillip Hanson's The adventures of Larry the Klingon Readers of this page, if any, are encouraged to post comments regarding which of the above projects would thrill them. Also comments regarding already-published works. By Phillip Hanson. Preferably after actually reading them. Phillip Hanson is aware that referring to himself in the third person is pretentious and a bit silly, but it makes his fans smile. Finally, Phillip Hanson feels he would be remiss if he did not grumpily address himself herein to the hundreds of employers who were given the chance to hire him but did not, to the dozens of women who were given the chance to date him but did not, to the five people who stole from his house when he lived in California, and to the two arsonists who nearly burned down said house: F#$% you all, and have a nice day. :) Best Phillip Hanson February 2019