Stephen Einhorn

Stephen Einhorn lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with Nancy, his wife of 57 years. He has been blessed with two sons and seven grandchildren. He graduated Cornell with a major in chemistry and received a Masters of Polymeric Materials from Brooklyn Polytechnic Institute. He attended Wharton Graduate School, U. of Pennsylvania, for one year. He has worked in a family chemical business, as a merger and acquisition consultant specializing in chemicals and as a venture capitalist concentrating on Midwestern technology companies. He is the author of a business joke book called "If You Try to Please Everybody, You Will Lose Your Ass" and has given out over 2,500 copies to relatives, friends, and whoever would accept a copy.