Ann Tracy Marr

Recipe for a writer named Ann Tracy Marr Ingredients: 1 girl praised by teachers as a good writer 1 cup loving husband 2 cups loving but irritating daughters 1 T. average life events 2 tsp. average problems 1 pinch financial setbacks a sprinkling of breast cancer treatment 1/4 cup sarcastic/cynical/offbeat sense of humor Mix together haphazardly, ignoring lumps. Throw in hall closet or under bed for 50+ years. When the ingredients are well seasoned, place in front of a computer monitor and allow the hypothetical rays to cook mixture until crisp around the edges. Take care to allow middle to remain undercooked. Serve immediately in the finest Wedgwood jasperware or Waterford crystal bowl.