Born with one extra finger and two extra toes (yeah, no joke), Douglas Hackle received a B.A. in English Literature many moons ago, abandoned academia to pursue a career in copywriting and editing, and lost some marbles along the way. He lives in Northeast Ohio with his wife, son, and dogs. He is the author of three short novels (Zoltergeist the Poltergeist, TERROR MANNEQUIN and The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack) and two short story collections (Clown Tear Junkies and Is Winona Ryder Still with the Dude from Soul Asylum? and Other LURID Tales of TERROR and DOOM!!!). A selection of his short fiction is also collected in the Bizarro Starter Kit - Red Edition from Eraserhead Press.
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