Jeffrey Blatt, whose name rhymes with Peffery Fat, is the handsome, doughnut-filled, coffee-loving author most well-known for surfing on every shark in the world. He lives two miles away from you in the invisible cottage that try as you might you will never find. He’s quite shy, after all. He has a little pug dog, and three kids of various difficult ages, but the rest is frankly none of your business. He can, however, share with you that he is quite the gifted psychic, has won Wimbledon with his eyeballs, loves to cook using exotic noodles, and adores writing.
