Noah Agrotes

I am the author, Great Noah Green Agrotes. I was born in Limassol in 1962. I am a neo-philosopher and analytical thinker, author of two full-length books and three micro books. I don’t write novels — only real stories. My first book, "The Temple of Consciousness", was the appetizer, and the second one, "The Animal Verse", is the main course. "The Diamond Temple" is a dessert of five micro tasters into the truth of civilisation, society, and humankind. My early life was complicated, as of course most people’s lives are. My life was and still is complicated due to the two black flamingos in the pool of my genes, bipolar disorder and Asperger’s. In my youth, this made life extremely painful and dramatic, and I wonder how I survived, but I did survive. Now, my life is now less wild and more peaceful due to medicine and my brain maturing. Today, I am a financially free man, initially because of my family heritage but hugely expanded by myself. In the past 60 years, I have been an investor in the areas of real estate and international stock markets. I am also a priesthood holder of the American Jesus of the Latter Days Saints, and a high priest of everything, a priesthood given to me by the Supreme Beings. I am single because I reject the concept of marriage and relationships. Instead of wasting my time on such matters, I spend my time becoming self-taught in all areas of the Animal Verse, including observations on natural phenomena and human behaviour, and I am proud as an eternal student of probabilities. I live with my wonderful domestic helper from India, who I respect and admire at the highest level. Overall, I am a rare, singular form of intelligence. I am one in the 4.5 billion years of the Earth’s life. So please go and read The Animal Verse to discover who I am, why I talk with such confidence, and why I am Great. Why delay? Go now!