Danielle Kraese

Danielle Kraese is the author of "Deep-sea Creeps: A Field Guide to Terrible Ex-boyfriends (As Sea Creatures)," out now from Smith Street Books. She's also the co-author of "Jokes to Offend Men," which was named the #2 comedy book of the year by Vulture and classified as "highbrow brilliant" by New York Magazine. Danielle is a frequent contributor to The New Yorker, and her writing has also been published by McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Bustle, and Elite Daily, among other sites. She currently lives and kills plants in the suburbs of Long Island.