J. D. Atlus

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

J. D. Atlus is a friendly visitor from another galaxy

stranded on the planet you call Earth.

He believes funny rhymes = good times!

He enjoys writing and drawing silly books

while listening to the music of

David Bowie and the Star Wars Cantina Band.

He has the power to draw while clapping hands

for his favorite bands!

He likes improv comedy, "YES AND!"

He hopes to one day sell enough books

to afford to build an interstellar spaceship

to take him back home.

THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED ENTIRELY

BY A FRIENDLY VISITOR FROM ANOTHER GALAXY,

NOT BY AN A.I., OR AN EYE DOCTOR.