Turbo Masturbo is the author of 100 masturbation commandments that comprise the book "How to Masturbate Properly." His identity remains a mystery but there are speculations that the man behind the pen name Turbo Masturbo is Masanobu Sato, an ex-world champion in masturbation who still holds the world record of nearly ten hours he set in 2009. Turbo is also known for that funny rhyme of his, “Poor men can’t get laid, rich men hold monopoly, Turbo Masturbo will teach you how to masturbate properly.” He thinks we live in the age of masturbation/loneliness, not self-sufficiency. Turbo Masturbo believes that the most valuable advice he can give us is to never measure the penis with a sharp ruler. He considers himself to be sort of a superhero with the power of being able to come fast, any time, any place.
